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Ahsan Iqbal to develop platelets complications

“Also, be noted, that my health problems are curable only in London where my leader Nawaz Sharif is being treated.”

Ahsan Raza by Ahsan Raza
December 25, 2019
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Ahsan Iqbal to develop platelets complications

Ahsan Iqbal to develop platelets complications

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Showing his unquestionable love for his leader Nawaz Sharif, former minister and PML-N leader Chaudhry Ahsan Iqbal has advised his lawyers to file his bail plea, whenever applicable, only on health grounds, and that too on platelet counts.

“I feel my platelets counts is too low to be counted, and may be as many as my leader Nawaz Sharif’s,” he told his lawyers and visitors in the National Accountability Bureau lockup.

“Also, be noted, that my health problems are curable only in London where my leader Nawaz Sharif is being treated.”

His family and lawyers said Chaudhry Ahsan Iqbal was in high morale and initially, he refused the idea of filing bail plea, and going abroad for treatment. When told that his leader Nawaz Sharif had also taken this stand but later agreed to file a bail plea and permission to go abroad, the Chaudhry of Narowal agreed to go for bail petition and permission to go abroad for treatment.

Chaudhry Ahsan Iqbal was arrested by NAB for not providing satisfactory responses to a scam of the Sports City. The Chaudhry, however, says he was arrested for his love for Nawaz Sharif, a claim neither confirmed, nor denied by Nawaz Sharif.

On the other hand, Rana Sanaullah, who was recently released from ANF custody, after he was granted bail in a drug case, said that ANF custody is better from NAB.

Disclaimer: This is a serious work (called satire) on not-so-much serious stuff. If you laugh or chuckle while reading this piece, Surkhiyan will not be responsible. 


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