Strongly believing that every problem was created by the governments in the last 10 years, President Donald Trump has said that rising unemployment in the US, tug of war between the US and China and no end to the Afghan war were outcomes of the past governments in Pakistan.
“As my friend Imran Khan, who is a famous former player of container wrestling, has revealed to me and I have no reason to not accept his version, that all the ills Americans have been facing today are just because of the inaction of the Pakistani governments in the last 10 years,” he told a press briefing in White House on Thursday.
When a CNN reporter asked him to link unemployment in the US to the PML-N and PPP governments of Pakistan, Mr Trump said he was expecting such a stupid question only from the American media.
“Look, when my friend Mr Khan addressed a conference on anti-smog measures in Lahore, that’s a beautiful city of Japan near Germany, during the press conference, the intelligent Lahori reporters didnt ask him even a single question on air pollution, and that kind of reporters I like the most.”
He asked the reporters to follow Pakistani reporters and that he was going to recruit a couple of Pakistani reporters in the US media. He added he was aware of the infatuation of Pakistani journalists with plots, so he was planning a press club colony in Washington very soon.
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