Fearing the likely acceptance of Altaf Hussain’s plea for asylum in India, the underworld of Bombay has gone underground and has contacted their mentors to stop the dhamaka arrival of the Great Bhai to their country, or face the consequences. However, all is not bleak as the jute bag has estimated a rise in the demand of boris in the coming months.
“We’ll have to stop his coming to the city or else,” shuddered Chota Bhai, the most-feared Don of Bombay’s Nine Zero Area, in an audio message sent to his friends. “Great Bhai has matchless skills of using oratory to mesmerize the crowds. He will demolish everyone ruling the world of Bombay.”
Welcoming Great Bhai’s asylum plea, the jute bags baron Kaka Tata has accelerated the establishment of jute bags’ production unit in the city.
“Soon, there will be a spike in demand for boris,” said a source, close to him.
Meanwhile, different markets of the city shuttered as a mock drill to live in the Great Bhai’s world. Markets Association president Lota Bombaywala said they would welcome Bhai’s arrival with a seven-day shutter down.
According to our former MQM beat reporter, the youth of the city is enthusiastic about the Great Bhai’s life in Bombay.
“I would like to act as Farooq Sattar of the Great Bhai,” said a fake doctor.
“Consider me the sector in charge of the media houses,” said Indian Babar Ghori.
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