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Buzdar plans to complete training in 2020

According to Mr Gul, Mr Buzdar has no plans to rehire him. Also, he will not sack Fayyazul Hasan Chohan. Moreover, he has no interest in shooting footage with TikTok girls Hareem Shah and Sandal Khattak

Ahsan Raza by Ahsan Raza
January 1, 2020
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Buzdar plans to complete training in 2020

Buzdar plans to complete training in 2020

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On the insistence of 34 spokespersons and remaining PTI MPAs, Chief Minister Usman Buzdar has agreed to greet the people of Punjab ‘Happy New Year’ calling 2020 the last year of his training, probation, and silence.

“On December 31, 2020, I will wish the people of Punjab Happy New Year on my own because by that time, my training would have been over,” sacked spokesperson of Punjab government Shahbaz Gul said in a tweet on the behalf of Mr Buzdar.

Reacting to the tweet, Mr Buzdar did not show any reaction, which shows his training is going on successfully.

For 2020, Mr Buzdar has planned lots of activities.

According to Mr Gul, Mr Buzdar has no plans to rehire him. Also, he will not sack Fayyazul Hasan Chohan. Moreover, he has no interest in shooting footage with TikTok girls Hareem Shah and Sandal Khattak.

For Lahore, Mr Buzdar has an amazing plan: he will not inaugurate Orange Line Metro Train. Moreover, he will pick and drop three families during rains in Lahore city.

About suspending DCs and DPOs from jobs, it is said Mr Buzdar will only follow the orders of Prime Minister Imran Khan.

PML-N and PPP leaders have agreed not to criticise Mr Buzdar to weaken his position.

“Mr Buzdar is the only CM in the human history, who has done a lot of work silently,” said PPP leader Qamar Zaman Kaira. His statement has been rejected by the whole PTI.

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Tags: Fayyazul Hassan ChohanHappy New YearQamar Zaman KairaSatireShahbaz GultrainingUsman Buzdar
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