Cabinet sees solution to Kashmir issue in dharna along LoC

Taking a decisive decision on the Kashmir issue, the federal cabinet has decided to arrange a vociferous dharna along the Line of Control so that the Modi government crumbles down.

“This is the time-tested formula to weaken and topple governments; we have done this at D Chowk and we will do it again at LoC and its vibrations will reach the corridors of New Delhi and soon the Modi government will go home,” Special Assistant to the Prime Minister on Information and Broadcasting Dr Firdous Ashiq Awan said on PTV.

Reacting to the federal cabinet’s announcement on dharna, opposition leader Fazalur Rehman ridiculed the cabinet for coming up with an outdated idea.

“Dharna only works here in Islamabad; if you want to have some visible change on the Kashmir issue, you need to first make the Kashmir Committee effective. When I was the chairman of the NA Committee on Kashmir, no government in New Delhi had the courage to change the status of India-held Kashmir. Now, when you’ve removed the experienced hand, the result is in front of you.”

Hailing the dharna decision, several TV anchors tweeted that the occasion would provide them with ample chances to go live 24/7.

Meanwhile, the nation has vowed to fight for Kashmir along the armed forces (but only through tweets).

Disclaimer: This is a serious work (called satire) on not-so-much serious stuff. If you laugh or chuckle while reading this piece, Surkhiyan will not be responsible.