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Fuss over tomatoes halts discussion on extension bill
Debating the terms and regulations for the extension and tension-free tenure for the upcoming army chief, the opposition has rejected...
Maulana Fazl unveils Plan R – Rest Time
After achieving the objectives of plans A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N,...
Student activists dejected for being ignored by trolls
Being ignored by a few dozen trolls, the males standing in the circle of students at Faiz Aman Mela have...
Asylum plea of Bhai received with mixed reaction in Bombay
Fearing the likely acceptance of Altaf Hussain’s plea for asylum in India, the underworld of Bombay has gone underground and...
Scientists and PML-N find Qatari grapes sweet and curative
Announcing the landmark discovery of medicine to fight life-threatening diseases, world’s leading scientists have declared, and all in one voice,...
More rain means more water and more promises mean more U-Turns: Albert Einstein
Strongly reacting to the statement by Prime Minister Imran Khan that the statement of Bilawal-Bhutto Zardari baffled him in grave,...
PML-Q is coalition partner as long as PTI is in govt: Chaudhry brothers and sons
Asserting their political wisdom for the 40th time in as many years, the Chaudhrys of Gujrat have clarified that they...
Nawaz Sharif agrees to disagree with himself
Giving up his decades-long asooli muaqaf, Pakistan Muslim League-N has, at last, agreed to fly to London only if his...
Dharna aimed at protecting Islamabad gamlas: Fazl
Announcing the achievement of his 13-day dharna objectives in Islamabad, JUI-F emir Maulana Fazlur Rehman has said that the basic...
PM assigns Ministers to decrease commodity prices in their heads
After the recent introduction of ‘all good’ price rates of tomatoes and peas by two of Prime Minister’s brilliant advisers,...
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