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Chaudhry Fawad Hussain to announce when the world will end, says NASA

According to the sources, the team has shown immense pleasure in making him a part of NASA. The team also announced that Fawad will be joining them soon where a bunch of senior scientists will be learning from him how to make predictions like a pro

Alvina Sajid by Alvina Sajid
June 22, 2020
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Chaudhry Fawad Hussain to announce when the world will end, says NASA

Chaudhry Fawad Hussain to announce when the world will end, says NASA

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The world’s most competent Minister for Science & Technology Chaudhry Fawad Hussain was recently invited by NASA, according to suspected sources. 

The sources reported that NASA has offered him a job to predict the last day of the world because of his outstanding and accurate predictions about Eid dates in Pakistan. The team at NASA also applauded Fawad Hussain’s efforts to resolve the second most complicated issue of the world after the Kashmir issue.

While answering the NASA team in the meeting when they inquired about from where he learnt such excellent prediction skills, Fawad answered that he was taught in his childhood by one of Pharaoh’s astrologers. Upon hearing this, the team offered him the responsibility to predict the last day of the world because nobody at NASA is as intelligent and canny like Fawad Hussain. 

According to the sources, the team has shown immense pleasure in making him a part of NASA. The team also announced that Fawad will be joining them soon where a bunch of senior scientists will be learning from him how to make predictions like a pro.

However, reports are that Fawad Hussain has expressed some reservations on the offer and has asked the NASA team to give him time to think about it. Reportedly, the probable reason behind his reservation is that he will not get to beat any Mufti Muneeb at NASA.

On the other hand, Mufti Muneeb has reportedly started preparations to celebrate the extension of his job for the next decade, at least.

Disclaimer: This is a serious work (called satire) on not-so-much serious stuff. If you laugh or chuckle while reading this piece, Surkhiyan will not be responsible. 


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