While yawning on the field, Pakistan Cricket Captain Sarfraz Ahmed and other married players have blamed the Pakistan Cricket Board for the bad performance of the Pakistani team for allowing them to call their families to England to stay with them.
“Frankly speaking, it is the weather and wives,” he told someone on telephone.
The team has shown a dismal show in the entire World Cup.
On the other hand, the prime minister has decided to make a commission to investigate the team’s performance in the last 10 years.
When told that the team had won many matches in those years too, one of the 137 representatives of the government said that ‘muk muka’ factor could not be ruled out.
“The commission will bring the truth to the nation,” the one of the 137 representatives of the government said.
About relo kata, this satirist asked every player very seriously if he was a relo kata, and every player responded with a serious look: “No.”
According to our sources, the prime minister himself will disclose the names of relo kattay at a press conference. He also decided to oust relo katay ministers from the cabinet.
“It means there will be 100 percent new faces in the new cabinet,” Asad Umar told his brother Muhammad Zubair a few days ago.
Mr Zubair, however, did not take Asad seriously.
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