After 48 hours of heavy rain in Karachi, the public and Met officials have requested Minister for Lots Of Rain Zartaj Gul to resign so that the cycle of rain and flooding is broken.
The minister, however, clarified that the new system was unstoppable rain because of the blessing of Prime Minister Imran Khan, so he must resign.
“I assure you as soon as our leader resigns from the post of the chief executive of the country, rain will stop and there will be flood of happiness across the country,” she told a gathering of her jealous relatives in her house in the minister enclave on Tuesday.
One of her jealous relatives later leaked to the media that the climate minister claimed that her presence would make the environment of cabinet meetings pleasant.
“But people like Firdous Ashiq Awan and Fawad Chaudhry keep dominating the media. This is unfair.”
Meanwhile, Prime Minister’s spokesperson Naeemul Haq has denied that the prime minister said he is going to resign as per wishes of the climate change minister.
“ She gives such statements to change the climate of our country, which is a good effort. Previous governments never did this.”
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