Celebrating the success of his moonlighting App, Minister for Moon sighting (new) Mufti Chaudhry Fawad Hussain has said his App has predicted one year ago (July 6, 2018), that on July 6, 2019 Maryam Nawaz will nawa chan charhay ge and quite as per their prediction, Ms Nawaz has come up with a video full of explosives.
Addressing a press conference through tweets, the predecessor of Dr Firdous Ashiq Awan and successor to Azam Swati, Federal Minister for Fictitious Science and Liberal Technology Chaudhry Fawad said that Maryam Nawaz played a video which she received on WhatsApp was an iconic work of Tiktok where Nasir Butt was just drinking Nestle juice while another person who looks like a judge was doing locker room type talk, which could be ignored till “I’m in PTI and the PTI is in government.”
He said once the PTI was out of power, and he was out of the PTI too, he would use the video to the best benefit of Ms Maryam and the PML-N if he was in their party at that time.
About another nawa chan would be sighted by Ms Nawaz, he said hopefully in July another moon would rise.
Reacting to Fawad Chaudhry statement, Maryam Aurangzeb said Fawad Chaudhry should come out of WhatsApp world. The world is fast changing.
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