1: Malik Riaz should be allowed to meet the team of Bangladesh. Coming up with real to life calculation, Bahria Town chief Malik Riaz Hussain will offer a 10 marla plot in Bahria Town Karachi and 50 crore Bengali taka to every Bangladeshi player.
2: MQM Quaid Altaf Husain can be requested to be a real, old-time mehboob Quaid. Soon, all markets in Lord’s will close down. There will be curfew and empires will be unable to reach the venue. Altaf Bhai’s empire will help us win with a huge margin.
3: Imran Khan can take his container to England and arrange a dharna there demanding an inquiry into previous muk muka matches.
4: Humayun Saeed can make another ‘Me Hun Shahid Afridi’ flick at Lord’s.
5: Justice Saqib Nisar can re-open previous matches record and summon ICC ordering it hold the entire ICC World Cup again.
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