Taking a personal interest in the matters of the government after reports of the growing interference of Buzadar clan in government affairs, Chief Minister Usman Buzdar has issued directions to all departments that no Buzdar be entertained in officials matters, even if that Buzdar happens to be Usman Buzdar, the chief minister, aka Wasim Akram plus.
A directive issued from the Chief Minister Office here the other day (when there is an old story, the desk avoids mentioning the day to deceive the readers), stated that Chief Minister Usman Buzdar said that he had received numerous complaints as well as compliments that his close and distant relatives besides those from his area were using his name to get due and undue favours from the officials.
“I, hereby, direct all the departments that no Buzdar, even if it is Usman Buzdar, be entertained in any official matter, legitimate or illicit,” he thundered.
He said even this directive, as it is being issued by me, should not be entertained at all in compliance with my orders.
“I’m serious. Really. Take me seriously and follow my order that no one should follow my order.”
PTI circles have appreciated the latest directive and said that the earlier governments had never issued such directives.
“This is called vision. This is called leadership,” tweeted the PTI Dera Ghazi Khan president.
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