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Gallop survey fails Murad Ali Shah because of his hairstyle

Murad Ali Shah, stood at the fourth number because, most of the respondents said that since Murad Ali Shah belonged to the PPP, so he must be at the fourth

Ahsan Raza by Ahsan Raza
May 17, 2019
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Gallop survey fails Murad Ali Shah because of his hairstyle

Gallop survey fails Murad Ali Shah because of his hairstyle

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Disclaimer: This is a serious work (called satire) on not-so-much serious stuff. If you laugh or chuckle while reading this piece, Surkhiyan will not be responsible.

Revealing startling results of a newly-conducted survey about the performances of four chief ministers. the Gallop finds Chief Minister Usman far ahead of his three other counterparts because of his calling the month of fasting as Ramyan, not Ramazan or Ramadan. A majority of the people liked him because of his hairstyle, and not lifestyle or governance style.

The Sindh chief minister, Murad Ali Shah, stood at the fourth number because, most of the respondents said that since Murad Ali Shah belonged to the PPP, so he must be at the fourth. Up to 51 per cent of the young respondents rejected him because he was caught saying Ramzan Sharif in a Tv talk show. Respondents advised him to change his hairstyle which he has not changed in the last four years.

Moreover, they said he speaks too fast and tries to be the copy of Shahbaz Sharif, whereas Usman Buzdar speaks slow and often he doesn’t he even speak to anyone.

Young respondents also gave 100 marks of performance to Prime Minister Imran Khan ‘for not making any tall or short claim in the last two weeks’.

His best work so far is that he has been silent for two weeks, said respondents.

By the time of filing this report, more Gallop results were being prepared in the mentorship of Farhan Virk. Keep visiting us for more updates.


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