Gen Bajwa is my army chief for a lifetime, says Imran Khan

The federal government, led by Prime Minister Imran Khan, during an emergency meeting of the federal cabinet on Wednesday, made amendments to the Army Act, as per sources within the cabinet.

According to our Chiriya reporter, Prime Minister Imran Khan said that General Bajwa is one of the greatest Sipah-e-Salar’s we ever had. 

“General Bajwa is my Army Chief for lifetime,” the prime minister declared with choking tone. 

The amendments were made to the clauses related to the army chief’s tenure and extension. The cabinet passed them unanimously. Prime Minister Imran Khan chaired the federal cabinet meeting.

“How can we forget that he is the man who saved PTI government during lows and it is because of his support after Allah that PTI is still in power,” said Khan. 

“I want to add a clause to Army Act which would ensure that General Bajwa stays as Army Chief for a lifetime,” he said.  While delivering an emotional speech, PM Imran Khan applauded the Army Chief for being the savior and giving the nation ‘The Bajwa Doctrine’ which is the way forward for the country.

Khan’s statements were applauded and endorsed by the federal cabinet unanimously.

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