Expecting a landmark discovery, medical researchers and experts are examining the climate of Islamabad as under its influence, Federal Minister Faisal Vawda has not given a statement in the last 30 days. According to researchers, this is the longest period in the history of mankind when Faisal Vawda has not given a laughable statement.
“The climate looks great for the people like Faisal Vawda,” said Dr Researcher while examining the impacts of the air and climate of Islamabad on Sunday.
He suggested if President Trump, Saudi Crown Prince Muhammad bin Salman, Prime Minister Modi and North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un were made to stay in Islamabad along with Faisal Vawda, the world would be a better place.
“Since it is impossible to keep Trump, MBS, Modi and Kim, we should be happy with the current situation of Faisal Vawda. He has not spoken to the media for over a month, which has brought lots of normalcy in the country,” said the doctor.
Sources close to Faisal Vawda, however, said the minister was all well and doing great work in his office.
When contacted, Faisal Vawda said the climate of Islamabad was rubbish.
“The opposition thinks that after the plastic ban, they will be able to get me gagged. I know their worth and I know how to handle them.”
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