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Gulali denies she offered Bilawal merger, calls video fake

She warned that after one week, she would call this interview fake too

Ahsan Raza by Ahsan Raza
May 3, 2019
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Gulali denies she offered Bilawal merger, calls video fake

Gulali denies she offered Bilawal merger, calls video fake

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Denying that she has offered Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari to merge their party into her World Justice Party- Shaista Gulali Wazir (WJP-AGE), the head of her own powerful one-person party, Ayesha Gulali Wazir, says the video viral online is doctored and fake.

Recently, the video was doing the rounds on social media where Gulalai is seen advising Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) Chairman Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari to merge his “small party” with her ageless WJP-SGE.

“It’s true that such offer has been on my mind for quite some time, but I haven’t released any video on it, and that currently, the PPP doesn’t meet criteria for the merger,” she said in an exclusive interview with Surkhiyan.pk.

She warned that after one week, she would call this interview fake too. When asked why she would call the interview fake, she said that please write that “Gulali chose not to explain the reasons”.

She said her one-person party’s agenda was to impose a one-person rule all over the world, and for this reason, her party had expanded its chapter to all parts of the world.

Right now, she is busy in Indian elections, where her two parties – Indian Congress Party and Bharatiya Janata Party – are trying their luck. She explained as both parties accused each other of a threat to democracy, both could be her party.

Her own party fared badly in the 2018 elections in Pakistan, after she left the PTI, which had elected her an MNA in 2013 elections.

“Look, Pakistan is too small to accommodate my party; that’s why I didn’t take part in the 2018 election seriously. And by the way, who takes elections here seriously?” she asked in somber tune.

“Ask Americans under the Trump rule, do they take elections seriously anymore? I think only Putin is so serious in polls.”

When asked about her worldwide agenda, she said her party had recently formed its government in Sudan.

“Thailand is also my party’s government. Egypt and Myanmar are my countries too.” Pakistan is not your country?

“Of course, Punjab, Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, and Balochistan are also my governments.”


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