In solidarity with his one-time friend, Hafiz Saeed has asked the Punjab government to remove his air-conditioner but only after three months and his television immediately after the Punjab Home Department reportedly removed air-conditioner and TV from his cell in Kot Lakhpat jail.
“I can live without AC if my friend Nawaz Sharif is denied the facility,” Hafiz Saeed said while strolling in the lawn of the detention cell.
About the TV, he said he did not watch TV much for many reasons.
“There is nothing new to watch on television, and more importantly, it has lost importance in the presence of smartphones and 5G,” he said, pointing to a mobile phone like device in his front pocket.
Meanwhile, the removal of air-conditioner from the cell of Nawaz Sharif from the Kot Lakhpat jail triggered a strong reaction from the entire PML-N cadres.
“I’ve decided to switch off my AC in the daytime in solidarity with my great leader,” said Nihal Hashmi.
On the other hand, the vocal MPA of the PML-N, Hina Pervez Butt has announced giving up homemade food after the jail authorities have banned the provision of ghar ka khana for Nawaz Sharif.
“I took lunch at Tuscany Courtyard and dinner at P.F Chang today and would keep doing so at different eateries unless my leader is not provided with ghar ka khana,” she said in her Instagram posts.
In the post, she looks busy eating dynamite prawns reluctantly, all only to support her jailed leader Nawaz Sharif.
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