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I, not Tareen, won support of Russia on Kashmir vote, says SMQ

"The nation … I would say, the whole Ummah … must know that Jahangir Khan Tareen’s helicopter may not work as effectively as my diplomacy on the Kashmir issue”

Ahsan Raza by Ahsan Raza
August 17, 2019
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I, not Tareen, won support of Russia on Kashmir vote, says SMQ

I, not Tareen, won support of Russia on Kashmir vote, says SMQ

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Vehemently denying the reports that Jahangir Khan Tareen’s helicopter’s flights from Moscow to New York won Russian ambassador’s support for the United Nation Security Council session on Kashmir, Foreign Minister Shah Mehmood said on Monday the Russian diplomat had been charmed by his own saintly boyish diplomacy.

“Don’t spread rumours,” Mr Qureshi said, addressing the media cell of his rival in Multan but a companion in Bani Gala meeting rooms, Jahangir Khan Tareen.

“The nation … I would say, the whole Ummah … must know that Jahangir Khan Tareen’s helicopter may not work as effectively as my diplomacy on the Kashmir issue.”

On the other hand, the media cell of Jahangir Khan Tareen leaked unfounded reports to certain anchors and reporters that Tareen flew in his famous helicopter to certain capitals and won over their support and vote for the closed-door session of the UNSC on Kashmir.

“Don’t underestimate the power of the helicopter and persuasive skills of Jahangir Khan Tareen,” said an anchor, who got several leaks from the media cell of Jahangir Khan Tareen.

Indian diplomats have confirmed that certain members of the United Nation Security Council came to the UN headquarters in the helicopter of Jahangir Khan Tareen.

We are in the process of confirmation of a report that US President Donald Trump has also requested Jahangir Khan Tareeen to lend him the famous helicopter for electioneering for the forthcoming US presidential elections.

Disclaimer: This is a serious work (called satire) on not-so-much serious stuff. If you laugh or chuckle while reading this piece, Surkhiyan will not be responsible.

 


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