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Minister for Spirituality and Science Naeemul Haq has predicted the re-election of Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi after the news that he embarked on a spiritual break Saturday to a famous Himalayan pilgrimage site.
On the other hand, Modi’s archrival Rahul Gandhi was reportedly planning to cultivate ladyfingers and bitter gourds on the Moon. He has the full backing and blessings of Science and Technology Minister Fawad Chaudhry. Both Rahul and Fawad believes that lemon and vegetables could be cultivated without water, air, sunlight and seeds.
Prime Minister Imran Khan, who is also under the spiritual spell of month-long silence has decided to be neutral in the tug of war between spirituality and modern science and technology.
On the eve of the seventh and final day of voting in the world’s biggest democratic exercise, Modi, 68, meditated at a holy cave wrapped in an orange robe in the northern state of Uttarakhand.
But this has divided the Pakistani nation into two camps.
One camp is supporting Modi and the other Rahul and both have their own reasons.
The group going for Modi says they support him because of his excessive likings for mangoes. The Rahul group says they like him because he might like guavas.