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Not long ago but recently, Indian Army Mountaineering Expedition revealed that they have discovered “mysterious footprints” at the Makalu Base Camp [in the Himalayas]”.
The mysterious footprints joke was not enough so they also took credit for being the first ones to discover those footprints, as well.
The tweet was:
“For the first time, an Indian Army Moutaineering Expedition Team has sited Mysterious Footprints of mythical beast ‘Yeti’ measuring 32×15 inches close to Makalu Base Camp on 09 April 2019. This elusive snowman has only been sighted at Makalu-Barun National Park in the past”
According to the secret sources, the Indian Army Chief invited the team afterwards and asked them to find this “Mythical beast” also known as “Yeti”. The secret sources also revealed that the Indian Army Chief along with Indian Air Force Chief is chalking out a plan these days to defeat Pakistani army and Air Force with a force of “Yetis” this time because they (Yetis) are their last resort. In this way, we can conquer Pakistan without any of our heroes becoming captives, he said.
In the recent Pakistan India clashes, after a standoff between an Indian fighter jet MiG21 and a Pakistani terrorist crow and after that the heroic act of Abhinandan that was ‘spending 60 hours in Pakistan’s custody as a captive’, India came to know that MiG21 could no longer contribute in Indian Army’s heroic acts. Therefore, they decided to launch another Mission that could be possible.
According to secret sources, it has been revealed that a new team has been formed as a Joint Investigation Team of both Indian Army and Indian Air Force and that they have been assigned the task to search out the “Yeti”. The chiefs of both forces want to reach out to the Yeti’s chief and join hands with them to work together in the future.
The sources also revealed that the forces have also taken Prime Minister Modi in confidence regarding this plan who recently named this mission as “MISSION Yeti”. Prime Minister Modi has agreed to work on this mission unless the army will not confuse him with “Yetis”.
Once the team succeeds in finding the “Yetis home”, Prime Minister Modi is planning to shift them to India, because granting them “Indian Nationality” will surely help him win with a majority vote in the elections, sources from PM house revealed because the actual Indian population i.e. “Human beings” have so many issues trusting the Indian PM and his policies.
A lot of pressure has been observed on the investigation team in this regard who have been searching for the “Yetis” both on the mountains and in the air from past week. However, no “Yeti” has been found on the mountains but a secret source revealed that a “Yeti like Human Being” is found somewhere in New Delhi. The investigations are underway, yet.