On one hand where Pakistani nation seems divided between Pakistan Muslim League Nawaz and Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf, this divide has for once confused International Media as well. This confusion took place when Prime Minister Imran Khan kicked off his historical visit to the United States (the country he never liked personally). After the Capital One Arena gathering, the international media is also confused that which gathering was the bigger one, Imran Khan’s gatheting or Maryam Nawaz’s rally.
Imran Khan also met his counterpart Donald Trump (who is nature wise his counterpart as well).
According to some secret sources accompanying Imran Khan on his visit, both of the authorities were first convinced to talk to each other by their officials because of their ‘Twitter hatred’ for each other’s countries. Both were not even ready to look at each other because of which Trump did not look at Imran Khan for longer during the meeting, even he tilted his chair to show his disapproval, the source said.
Someone from the government party suspiciously told us that Imran Khan has designed a new map of ‘Naya Pakistan’, which he is going to present to Donald Trump which will, according to plan is going to inspire Donald Trump to build a ‘Naya America’. This is because Imran Khan loves to inspire others especially people like him, the source added.
While on one hand, the workers of PTI and PMLN are busy figuring out which gathering was the biggest. They have reportedly started a ‘twitter poll’ to find out the most authentic results.
On another hand, International media including CNN and BBC have gotten confused over the figures of the “Capital One Arena” gathering because the number of people being reported is sadly more than the sitting capacityof the arena. Pakistani PTI supporters argued that when they can starve for their leader in Pakistan, overseas Pakistanis can also take the pain ofstandinghours long just to listen to their handsome leader.
On the other hand, PMLN claims that Maryam Nawaz’s Jalsa was bigger than the Capital One Arena but it was not given proper coverage and the streets of Faisalabad were filled in a vertical and horizontal way because of which the Capital One Arena gathering looked bigger.
Some disappointed PMLN officials said that the arena looks bigger off course than the mini streets of Faisalabad but the number of people in Capital One Arena cannot be more than the population of Faisalabad. Therefore, our gathering was bigger than the one in Capital One Arena and there is no doubt in it.
Some reports are also circulating that after a historic successful Jalsa by Prime Minister Imran Khan, American President Donald Trump is also considering joining PTI and he is probably going to demand the Ministry of Information. According to a local international source, the president was inspired by Former Information Minister Fawad Chaudhry, who was promoted as Minister of Science and Technology in reward for running the ministry in the most scientific way.
Discussion on joining PTI will also be a prominent part of Trump-Imran meeting, reportedly.
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