Coming up with a befitting reply to Indian brutalities in occupied Kashmir, the Jamaat-i-Islami (JI) has vowed to launch jihad and in this connection, it has convened its grand shura to create some catchy, provocative ‘Zalmu Qazi A Raha Hai’ type slogans.
“Our jihad starts with slogans and ends with slogans and meanwhile if dollars show kindness to us, that is the mark of acceptance of our struggle,” said a JI leader at a party.
When asked why the party was banking on slogans alone, he said their struggle based on ‘Kashmir-bazor-e-shamsher’ proved to be futile.
“One can see that Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf which has neither tehreek nor Insaf in its ranks conquered Islamabad only on the base of shallow slogans. So, we have reached the conclusion that we should put our focus on slogans only.”
Reacting to the development, some PTI members said their struggle was based on both the dhrana and slogans, and that our slogans were not shallow.
“The JI must note that our slogans have been evolved into U-turns. Whatever our slogans were, they have been U-turned. We hope the JI cannot afford even a single U-turn,” said a PTI member, taking a U-turn on The Mall in Lahore.
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