Maulana Fazl unveils Plan R – Rest Time

After achieving the objectives of plans A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P and Q, the Jamiat Ulema-i-Islam-F (JUI-F) has started its plan R amid much fanfare under which the JUI-F along with other opposition parties will take rest until a feasible opportunity arises where the party can play some role.

“The government must fear the deadliest Plan R, where we will be in Rest Mode, means doing nothing,” said Maulana Fazlur Rehman’s spokesperson.

“When the opposition is in hibernation, the PTI government, which has been good at criticizing the opposition, will also have nothing to do, and soon it will fall.”

Criticizing the Plan R of the opposition, the federal cabinet called it a conspiracy against the government.

“We’re ready to give you 100 containers plus three times meal a day, but please continue some activity,” said Prime Minister Imran Khan. He said he was ready to provide good excuses to the opposition for a nationwide protest.

Famous TV analyst Irshad Bhatti said that he would share the detail of the PTI strategy to counter the Plan R in TV talk shows.

When prodded, he said that the PTI was going to start a protest movement against the opposition for not taking to the street.

When asked when the PTI would do so, he said this was the secret which even the PTI did not know.

“When the PTI itself is unaware of its protest plan, how can I have it? But I’m sure the PTI had made such plans,” he said.

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