Disclaimer: This is a serious work (called satire) on not-so-much serious stuff. If you laugh or chuckle while reading this piece, Surkhiyan will not be responsible.
A day after he announced his landmark project of promoting spirituality and science and technology along spiritual lines, Prime Time Minister Khan 92 announced creating the Ministry of Spirituality and Science and elevated his advisor and decades-old lieutenant Mul Haq as the minister for Spirituality and Science, according to our spirituality beat reporter, who learned about the development from supernatural sources.
Before Mul Haq could take oath, Science and Technology Minister, who loves to be known as former information minister, Betab Chaudhry tweeted: Look what’s happening here in Naya Pakistan?
Spiritual forces, however, diminished this twitter war.
Social media remained unaware of the development, so no twitter trends could be developed. Another reason for social media inaction on the development was a spat (which later tuned out to be a serious fight on social media) between the talk show anchor and social media sensation on a local rating-hungry TV channel.
The anchor shouted at the guest and bullied him at one time.
The newly-created ministry, however, reacted strongly to the talk show match, and said this happened due to people’s lack of understanding of otherworldly matters.
The new ministry would help the cricket team win the world cup, so that another prime minister could be manufactured in the next 22 years.
No government person was ready to comment on the development.
“We know that you’re doing it for your satire piece, so this is not worth comment,” said a person who lives 200km from Banigala.