Strongly reacting to the statement by Prime Minister Imran Khan that the statement of Bilawal-Bhutto Zardari baffled him in grave, Albert Einstein, the great German-born theoretical physicist, has stated that he endorsed the fact that more rain means more water and more promises by Imran Khan means more U-turns.
Delivering his hard-hitting statement in front of somber angels, the inventor of the Theory of Relativity, said that those laughing at the mimicry of Bilawal should have their IQ tested and humour taste revisited.
“When people take a logical thing as a joke, then believe me those warriors of NRO will rewrite the meaning of NRO as a trip to London,” jokes the late scientist.
Surkhiyan.pk could not verify the authenticity of the statement. However, reacting to the statement, Press Conference Minister Dr Awan said in a tikker statement that Albert Einstein was not a big scientist and his statement should not be taken seriously. She warned the channels against airing the statement and said PEMRA would take action against such channels.
Meanwhile Pani Wali Gari ke supporter anchor Hamid Mir said he could prove that when it rained, not more water came down.
In a late morning development, PTI has set up a task force to establish the fact that Imran Khan’s taste of humour is better from Nawaz Sharif, Shahbaz Sharif, Bilawal Bhutto Zardari and Maulana Fazlur Rehman.
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