The National Accountability Bureau (NAB) chairman has taken the notice of the dismal performance of the national cricket match and offered them personal assistance to improve their performance.
“Don’t take any double meaning or anything that is not cricket out of the offer,” said a press release by NAB office, citing the chairman, predicting social media onslaught on his offer to the national team.
The 70-year-old NAB chairman is known for his untiring work against corruption.
“If the team can’t perform well because of the age factor, I want to assure you that age is not a factor if there is a will,” he smiled.
He added that if some team member was still not convinced by his argument, he was ready to explain to them in his office.
The Pakistani cricket team has so far shown a very dismal performance in the world cup, winning only one match from England and losing to West Indies and Australia.
Some cricket fans suggested the team to consult Maulana Tariq Jameel for inspiration.
The offer by the NAB chairman has yet to be responded by the cricket team. According to our sources, the team was happy over the NAB chairman offer, while Prime Minister Imran Khan also endorsed the NAB chairman and his tips were time tested.
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