Giving up his decades-long asooli muaqaf, Pakistan Muslim League-N has, at last, agreed to fly to London only if his name was removed from the Exit Control List to get treatment for the ailment he is suffering and not suffering from.
PML-N leadership shared this good news with journalists outside the court on Saturday. They said that Mian Sahib had agreed to see his name removed from the ECL.
Hours later, Mian sahib agreed to fly to London in Business Class contrary to his earlier stance that he would travel to London in his all-time favorite Peeli Taxi or Metro. Earlier, Mian Sahib had refused to get bail and treatment.
Another leader from PML-N London said the Mian sahib had shunned his zid and was ready to his Park Lane apartments contrary to his years long stand that Park Lane Apartments did not belong to him but to his son Hussain Nawaz.
A source said that though Mian Sahib would be returning to Pakistan after four weeks, the time granted by the court to him to stay abroad for treatment, he would be ready to extend his stay on the insistence of the Pakistani media, family, and doctors.
“He would prolong his stay in London for an indefinite period only on one condition that he will keep on telling the world that he is not happy in London and his heartbeat is with the heartbeats of ghareeb awam of Pakistan. We are ready to accept his condition,” said the leader.
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