Making their lives tougher and harder, Federal Board of Revenue has banned non-filers from becoming filers for life. In a landmark decision, Federal Board of Revenue Chairman Syed Shabbar Zaidi said that non-filers had right to become filers, and our all efforts were directed at making their lives hell.
“We’ve ordered the FBR bureaus to get those non-filers arrested who are trying to become a filer,” he told Hafeez Shaikh, who told Imran Khan and after getting a briefing from Imran Khan, Fawad Chaudhry tweeted.
Shabbar Zaidi said they would ban unmarried non-filer from getting married, and those already married would have no right to divorce their wives or contract a second marriage.
The government has started a grand crackdown on non-filers to increase revenues. Ironically, most of the officials overseeing the crackdown on non-filers are also non-filers.
Meanwhile, the government has decided to impose tax on non-smokers too.
“Those non-smokers save a great deal of money by avoiding cigarettes,” said the FBR chairman.
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