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Pakistan’s ‘flamboyant’, ‘superstar’ Prime Minister Imran Khan who is an astrologer, cricketer, economist, archaeologist, Sufi and religious leader at the same time said that huge reserves of oil and gas are discovered from Pakistan and we would start exporting oil and gas to Saudi Arabia, US, Iran and other economic powers of the world from May, 2019.
Yes, you heard it right guys. Our legendary prime minister who is famously known as King of U-turns by his opponents added that “In May Pakistan would replace US and China as the leading super powers of the world and I would announce the formation of my caliphate,” said PM Khan with mischievous laugh.
“The oil reserves of the world would be under my control and I will rule the world because I am a ‘democratic’ person and my inspiration is Hitler. Let me tell that whosoever, will not accept my caliphate I would declare him corrupt and they would face inquires just like Asif Ali Zardari and Nawaz Sharif. “Because I am the synonym of honesty and accountability,” PM Khan claims.
The official of petroleum division were completely clueless, shocked and surprised to hear the announcement of massive oil reserves discovered in Pakistan by our ‘Sufi and Noble’ PM Khan because drilling up to the required depth of 5,500 meters is expected to complete by the end of April.
“Our PM Imran Khan is very spiritual Mashallah he knew about the discovery of massive oil and gas reserves in Pakistan well before the drilling process is complete,” said an official of petroleum division who was impressed by the spirituality of our PM.
But our Najomi (astrologer) PM Imran Khan announced that if the experts do not bow down to his claims he would give dharna against the ‘real’ super power of the country which is nearby to PM house in the twin cities.
But luckily, our PM Imran Khan is not alone as minister for Climate Change Zartaj Gull is as always supporting the PM. Yes, the same lady who once said that credit of rains/showers in the country goes to the Prime Minister Khan whom she considers ‘Sufi’. Yet again, declared that the biggest oil and gas reserves were discovered in the country when Imran Khan touched the soil of the site. Imran Khan is a saint and a gift from God and of course, also from the relics of Murd e Momin Hazrat Ziaul Haq aka the spiritual Godfather of Terrorists.