PM assigns Ministers to decrease commodity prices in their heads

After the recent introduction of ‘all good’ price rates of tomatoes and peas by two of Prime Minister’s brilliant advisers, whole of the cabinet is now up with an ‘all good in Naya Pakistan’ mission, as reported by the all good sources from PM house.

The sources reported that Prime Minister was so pleased upon hearing his ministers’ price versions that he, on Wednesday, November 13 said while speaking at an event that his economic team has stabilized the economy. The ministers especially briefed him later on how the economic team has achieved its target by decreasing the overall price rates (in their heads) and this made him even happier.

Some secret sources told us that some ministers are now working on the strategy adopted by Mr. Hafeez Sheikh and Dr. Firdous Ashiq Awan. The main task of this team would be to decrease commodity prices in their heads so that they altogether can help in booming the economic situation of the country in the long run.

An internal source told Surkhiyan that if the team succeeds, the government will consider to implement this policy at an even higher level, Starting from commodities, they will implement the same policy on petrol, electricity, gas price rates and then they will implement this policy on dollar rates ultimately.

An internal but anonymous source told us that some of the members are really looking forward to the experiment because until now, this has been the most reliable and the most brilliant idea ever came to any PTI minister’s mind.

“We are sure that this idea will not fail and we all will succeed in introducing the best price rates in the market. The idea is less time-consuming and also very cheap as we will not have to issue proper notifications for changes in rates. We can decrease them anytime in our heads and nobody can disagree with us”, a curious anonymous minister said.

According to the Ministers, this new policy will not only help in stabilizing the economy but will also help in maintaining and balancing the psychological condition of common public because this will involve “using one’s minds” which we both never do!

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