The novel Coronavirus which is causing havoc across the globe and has literally destroyed leading economies of the world refused to attack Prime Minister Imran Khan and termed him handsome.
The pandemic while speaking to Surkhiyan’s trainee reporter (who is not related to trainee CM Usman Buzdar aka Wasim Akram Plus) said that it didn’t attack Prime Minister Imran Khan because he not only won the cricket world cup for Pakistan but he is handsome too.
“Prime Minister Imran Khan was tested today for SARS-CoV-2 (the virus strain that causes coronavirus disease 2019 [COVID-19]). The test used was a polymerase chain reaction (PCR). I am happy to report that his test is NEGATIVE,” wrote Awan in a statement on Twitter.
But sources added that PM’s coronavirus test result came out negative because COVID-19 was completely mesmerised and flattered by PM’s looks.
Earlier in the day, the premier’s personal physician and focal person on coronavirus, Dr Faisal Sultan announced that PM Imran’s sample has been taken to a diagnostic lab to determine whether he has the coronavirus or not.
Dr Sultan said that the results of the tests will be available in a few hours and will be announced through “official channels”.
Faisal Edhi tests positive for coronavirus
Fears of the PM contracting the coronavirus emerged after Faisal Edhi, the head of one of Pakistan’s largest charity groups, the Edhi Foundation, tested positive for coronavirus but PM’s good looks were perhaps too good for novel coronavirus outbreak.
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