The Kensington palace, on June 29, 2019 in a press release announced that the royal couple Prince William and Kate Middleton will be visiting Pakistan this fall.
This would be the first time the royal couple will be visiting Pakistan. The secret reports suggest that the couple who has never seen Pakistan before is curious to see what exactly is “new” in Naya Pakistan.
On the other hand, PTI supporters (though they don’t know about this news yet but will get to know it as soon as its on Twitter) are already giving the credit of the royal couple’s visit to Imran Khan as it is happening after almost 13 years.
“Nobody from the royal family visited our country from last 13 years because of Nawaz Sharif and PMLN”, one of the supporters told us while pouring his heart out.
Another supporter stunned us by saying that “The royal couple always wished to meet Prime Minister Imran Khan but he always kept busy in his political struggle and never took time to meet them. But now as he has become the Prime Minister, the couple’s childhood wish is going to come true and I am very happy for them”. “The couple is following Princess Diana’s footsteps”, he added.
The unidentified reporter also told us that Princess Diana actually came to Pakistan in 1997 to meet Imran Khan and she also took a fan photo with him and Jemima Goldsmith as well. You can still find that photo on the internet.
Later on, Prince and Princess of Whales again came to Pakistan in 2006 but didn’t get a chance to meet Imran Khan.
On the other hand, the discussions at PM office are gaining momentum about whether to rent out cars for the guests’ visit (because most of the cars were auctioned in PM’s not-so-famous austerity campaign) or to use a helicopter because that would probably be cheaper than cars.
Fawad Chaudhry, The Minister for Science and Technology has been assigned this task, according to reports.
“The minister has already started his calculations on whether the cars will be cheaper or the helicopter after the recent devaluation of Pakistani rupee”.
Some exaggerated reports also revealed that PM’s wife Ms. Bushra (aka Pinki Peerni) upon meeting Kate Middleton will be giving her a special “dum” as a gift.
The official visit of the royal family to Pakistan might bring some investment to Imran Khan’s cancer hospital as well because the royal family is very open-handed when it comes to charity and so is Imran Khan in taking things in charity.
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