It has been reported that in a move to revolutionize the country’s judiciary, the government of Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf has decided to introduce easy to manage “WhatsApp Judicial System”.
According to the source, the secret inauguration of this system was done during the hearing of the case of most dangerous drug dealer of the century Rana Sanaullah, where the judge stopped and said that he has been removed as ANF judge through a WhatsApp notification and is not allowed to hear the case any further.
Some secret sources told us that the ANF judge went to home happily after getting chutti (off) for the rest of the day and also sent a thank you note text to the admin of that whatsapp group. He spent the rest of the day chilling at home.
Prime Minister’s spokesperson Firdous Ashiq Awan while talking to the media (like always) said that this development will prove to be a game-changer for Pakistan Judicial System. She further told the media that this is Naya Pakistan where buildings are not needed to make official decisions.
“Just like Prime Minister House was converted into university, courtrooms will be converted into laboratories where we PTI’s scientists will carry out experiments on how it can further revolutionize Pakistan”, she said.
Some inside sources reported that the heavy responsibility of carrying out these experiments has been given to the Minister of Science & Technology who is equally and secretly involved in all these matters.
On the other hand, Pakistan Muslim League Nawaz complained on this injustice (like always). PMLN spokesperson Marriyam Aurangzeb said;
“It has been months since the month of April but every single institution of the country including the government is making us fools which is nor fair at all”, she said angrily.
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