Disclaimer: This is a serious work (called satire) on not-so-much serious stuff. If you laugh or chuckle while reading this piece, Surkhiyan will not be responsible.
Well, it has been a slippery week for Prime Minister Imran Khan, so slippery that my hands are slipping off the keyboard while writing this.
On April 22, 2019, after joining Germany and Japan’s borders in Iran (which just came in between), Prime Minister Imran Khan came back to Pakistan with lots of unity on his mind (used seldom).
According to the Goggle map, the borders of Germany and Japan are just 9,043 km away from each other but it has been revealed by the unbelievable sources that Google should not be trusted in Imran Khan’s case because Khan has written his own encyclopedia which again according to unbelievable sources, he has kept secret. The encyclopedia is only accessible to those who have taken oath of never questioning any of Khan’s acts or slips of tongue in any case.
After that, in a container state of mind (the sit-in container), Khan’s tongue again slipped and he ‘mistakenly by mistake’ said “Bilawal Sahiba” while he was talking about Chairman Pakistan People’s Party Bilawal Bhutto Zardari.
The slip of tongue problem also surfaced when the newly appointed Special Assistant to Prime Minister on ‘Information and Broadcasting’ (somehow misinformed) Miss Firdous Ashiq Awan while talking to the media informed the public about the exact number of Pakistan’s population that is 12 Crore. May be it’s that encyclopedia they are using (Authored by PM Khan himself)
The slip of tongue further continued when on April 26, Prime Minister Imran Khan while addressing the Opening Ceremony of the Second Belt and Road Forum for International Cooperation at the China National Convention Center mistakenly said that we have planted 5 billion trees instead of 1 billion trees only in KPK province.
Meanwhile, Imran Khan’s followers have got some of the jobs out of those million jobs PTI Minister Faisal Vawda predicted about a month ago and according to the uninformed sources, the job is to prove all of the ‘tongue-slipping facts, right.
Some scientists of PTI’s scientific laboratory are even working on finding out the cause of Prime Minister’s tongue slipping illness. The same sources have revealed that it has been decided in a secret meeting that until the conclusion of the research, whatever PM says mistakenly or intentionally mistakenly, it would be considered a slip of tongue. The party has announced (internally).