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Japan and Germany have reportedly ordered their textbook writers to make sure that they are neighbours in the geography lessons for their youths in the Naya World after the creating of a Naya Pakistan, Banigala sources have revealed to us.
After Prime Minister Imran Khan revealed on Monday how Japan set up joint industries in the border region to bolster economic ties with Germany.
Also, history writers in France and Germany have been told to correct their books that in the Second World War, it were not Germany and France, but Japan and Germany that fought each other and killed millions of their civilians before they entered into joint industrial ventures, now discovered by PM Imran Khan.
“The more trade you have with each other your ties automatically become stronger…Germany and Japan killed millions of their civilians until after the Second World War when they both decided to have joint industries on their border regions,” he said while speaking at an event in Tehran, where he went for a two-day visit.
After the new border arrangements, French President Emmanuel Macron dialed geography changer Imran Khan, but he did not attend his call. Imran Khan, who was sitting by Iranian President Hassan Rouhani at the press conference, showed his phone screen to the host that how impatiently the French president was calling him. Imran Khan sent him a WhatsApp message that right now, he was busy, and would dial him a missed call later.
Earlier, the French president had tried to call Imran Khan when he was meeting a delegation of journalist at the Prime Minister Office, but he was not lucky enough to be entertained.
After the Second World War, France and Germany joined hands to lay the foundation of the European Union.
A spokesperson for Naya Pakistan’s flagship party has criticised opposition leaders who dubbed Imran Khan’s geographic discoveries as slip of tongue, saying that no one can deny Japan, the island nation in East Asia, had a border with the western European nation instead of neighbouring France.
National Geographic and Discovery channels have announced hiring Imran Khan as analyst once he retires as prime minister of Naya Pakistan.
Old Japan’s old closest neighbors Korea, Russia and China are now searching for new neighbours after Imran Khan’s shocked discovery.