Calling it an NRO by his team to beleaguered Pakistan Cricket Team in ICC World Cup match of Lord’s, South African President Cyril Ramaphosa has set up an inquiry commission that will investigate the performance of the national cricket team against Pakistan in the last 10 years matches.
“We all know that our team was playing against a Relo Katta team,” he said in his address to the nation on national TV channel slightly after midnight and in pre-dawn hours.
“I also gave advices to the team not only through tweets but also through WhatsApp messages and inbox but no team member bothered to acknowledge them,” he said.
The South African team lost the must-win team to the Pakistani team by 39 runs.
After the match, the South African TV channels talked to several fans of the team and got their comment, but surprisingly, all of them were cool and calm and called the defeat just the matter of game.
“It’s cricket; one team will lose, and the other will win,” said a girl in Proteas shirt, all smiling.
TV journalists were under pressure from their bosses in the newsroom to find such a fan who could cry, lecture the team on their hangout, junk food etc, but failed.
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