The new cabinet is in the making

Discarding the old Pakistan’s cabinet portfolios, the prime minister has decided to introduce new ministries so that a Naya Pakistan is realized sooner than later.

According to sources, new ministers and their Naya Pakistan portfolios will be as under:

1: Minister for Mass Executions                  Faisal Vawda

2: Minister for Spiritual Affairs                    Naeemul Haq

3: Minister for Controlled Journalism    Fawad Chaudhry

4: Minister for Rupee  Promotion              Asad Umar

5: Minister for Hawai Fire                              Murad Saeed

6: Minister for/with Serious Looks            Shaheryar Afridi

7:  Minister for Nothing                             Shah Mahmood Qureshi

8: Minister for Everything                           Jahangir Tareen

9: Minister for Health                                     Khattak

10: Minister for Rainstorm                             Zartaj Gull

11: Minister for Anti-Corruption                   Aleem Khan

12: Minister for Promotion of Tax Culture   Aleema Khan

13: Minister for Urdu                                     Firdous Ashiq Awan

14: Minister for Buttering                               Sheikh Rasheed

15: Minister for Anti-Narcotics                      Imran Khan will have additional charge.

16: Minister for Promotion of Sports       Wasim Akram+

17: Minister for Fair Weather                      Nadeem Afzal Chan

18: Minister for TV Talk Shows                     All ministers

19: Minister for Music                                   Imran Ismael

20: Minister for Disabled People               Asad Qaiser

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