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Discarding the old Pakistan’s cabinet portfolios, the prime minister has decided to introduce new ministries so that a Naya Pakistan is realized sooner than later.
According to sources, new ministers and their Naya Pakistan portfolios will be as under:
1: Minister for Mass Executions Faisal Vawda
2: Minister for Spiritual Affairs Naeemul Haq
3: Minister for Controlled Journalism Fawad Chaudhry
4: Minister for Rupee Promotion Asad Umar
5: Minister for Hawai Fire Murad Saeed
6: Minister for/with Serious Looks Shaheryar Afridi
7: Minister for Nothing Shah Mahmood Qureshi
8: Minister for Everything Jahangir Tareen
9: Minister for Health Khattak
10: Minister for Rainstorm Zartaj Gull
11: Minister for Anti-Corruption Aleem Khan
12: Minister for Promotion of Tax Culture Aleema Khan
13: Minister for Urdu Firdous Ashiq Awan
14: Minister for Buttering Sheikh Rasheed
15: Minister for Anti-Narcotics Imran Khan will have additional charge.
16: Minister for Promotion of Sports Wasim Akram+
17: Minister for Fair Weather Nadeem Afzal Chan
18: Minister for TV Talk Shows All ministers
19: Minister for Music Imran Ismael
20: Minister for Disabled People Asad Qaiser
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