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Trump orders container for opponents after meeting Imran

“I have got to know that the leader who has played cricket and has been cricket team captain is also good in politics, statements, opposition handlings, U-turns and marriages,” he told his close circles through a tweet

Ahsan Raza by Ahsan Raza
July 24, 2019
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Trump orders container for opponents after meeting Imran

Trump orders container for opponents after meeting Imran

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Within hours of meeting with Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan, US President Donald Trump has ordered his staff to get prepared a container and send it to Democrats. Besides, Mr Trump also ordered a nationwide survey to find how many prisoners had the facility of air-conditioners and televisions in US jails. He said he would also ask Congress to empower the US president to remove these facilities with their own hands.

According to the US media, the US president has also started to learn cricket and will soon change his scenic and lush green golf courses into cricket grounds.

“I have got to know that the leader who has played cricket and has been cricket team captain is also good in politics, statements, opposition handlings, U-turns and marriages,” he told his close circles through a tweet.

“Now, I’ve come to realize that I need to learn cricket first. So far, my performance on U-turns has been pathetic. I have delivered most of my election promises, which is not good to become a handsome and popular leader.”

Democrats in the US have protested Trump’s container plan, calling it a move against democratic principles of great America. In an interview with CNN, Democrats’ presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders said they rejected the move. The CNN, however, pulled the interview off air within minutes. 

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