With love, from Bani Gala
December 14, 2019
Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
Dear Mohammad Bin Salman
Hope you are happy and jawan, and I seek Allah ki Amaan from Shaitan and an end just like of Khashoggi Jamal.
Dear brother, don’t treat me as you’ve treated your half brothers in Saudi Arabia. I have heard that you’re not happy with me over my plan to attend a conference in Kuala Lumpur on December 19, 2019.
Please grant me an appointment tomorrow as I want to explain my side.
Very best yours
December 16, 2019
I want to state that I will be feeling sick on December 19, so I will not be able to attend the conference. Please do not try to miss my absence at the event because it will mar our national interests. I will not mind if you call it a U-turn.
Driver-i-Muhammad Bin Salman
Muhammad Imran Khan
Prime Minister, Islamic Republican of Pakistan
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